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Author:  Admin [ Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:53 am ]
Post subject:  Uncle Ned's Goose Factory

well
here's what happened:

customer on his way out at around 7 pm
saw a fox and a goose fighting across the street (109)
the fight worked it's way over to our parking lot,
so by the time I see them
there is this tortured bleeding goose
and this adorable puppy dog fox
(the fox is looking at me like: won't you, Ned, help me, a cute fox, eat this goose now)
the goose is not a wild Canada goose, it's a black and white farm goose
(actually nice with shiny green over the black)..
like a good New Yorker I do not want to get involved...
I open the metal doors just to look...
the goose comes in,
the fox won't,
but the fox goes right up to the doorway
...like 4 feet from me..
barely worried about me...
but the fox won't cross the threshold...
I shoo the goose out,
and bluff the fox away
(hoping I won't have bloody death in the entrance)...
the goose is actually bigger than the fox...
the goose is bleeding a little,
...so what do I do?
I poke my nose out an hour later,
the fox is gone,
so
I shoo the goose inside
give it a tub of water
(it drinks A LOT)
... so
if you want to see a goose come by the store
in the snow Sunday
'til I can give it away

and that's what happened

Author:  davIDB [ Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:54 am ]
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Great story ned.

Im wondering if this is best posted to "nothing to do with fish"?

Author:  JohnL [ Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:13 am ]
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So is that the story your sticking to? :D

Author:  Admin [ Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:56 pm ]
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have to start a new section

'everything to do with geese'

Author:  JohnL [ Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:23 pm ]
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LOL so how about a picture of this goose?

Author:  Admin [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:10 am ]
Post subject:  Very cool duck

ITS A GIANT MUSCOVY!
a duck actually

loves its koi pellets

Author:  JohnL [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:51 pm ]
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Come on Ned need pictures. :lol:

Author:  Admin [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:58 pm ]
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Paisley and Emily got some pics..
will try to get them to post them

the Muscovy Duck now has a safe home at one of our customers farms in Millis

I'm glad it's gone
it got excrement everywhere

Author:  Sam [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:54 pm ]
Post subject:  quack

quack

Author:  JohnL [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:39 am ]
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LMAO sure wish I could have saw it wandering among the tanks.

Author:  Sam [ Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:33 pm ]
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You mean pooping amongst the tanks - that bird made a nasty mess.
Thanks to Samantha, Emily, and Paisley for cleaning it all up... I had to.. umm.. help customers. heh.

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