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| Author: | Admin [ Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | the half-wit |
| A man owned a small farm in Saskatchewan . The Saskatchewan Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. 'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent. 'Well,' replied the farmer, 'first, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Next comes the cook. She 's been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week, plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.' 'That's the guy I want to talk to -- the half-wit,' says the agent. 'That would be me,' replied the farmer. |
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