unclenedsfishfactory.com

"gota find my dictunary,,dikshunary..um..
that buck wid wurds init."

I saw the above avatar on the scotcat website.
I laughed and laughed until I stopped.

Reminds me of customers who ask for
chicklets,
green terriers,
buttercups,
tubiflex,
&
swordfish.

I'm not embarrassing them,
they are not reading this (or anything else).

Translate all five terms above
into words
well-read-fish-geeks (I) know
and
WIN a free bag 'o' fish food!

Legal:
No purchase necessary to win.
Employees and relations of Uncle Ned's Fish Factory, Inc.
are not eligible to participate.
Goofing on customers is not encouraged but sometimes unavoidable.
Winner of contest shall be determined by overweight, bald, but otherwise qualified fish salesman.

Hmm, let's see...


chicklets - cichlids
green terriers - green terrors
buttercups - huh. Guppies, maybe?
tubiflex - tubifex worms?
&
swordfish - sword tails

Agree with Nite, with the expception of buttikoferi for buttercups.

Aquaholic WINS!
Pick up a free bag 'o' Uncle Ned's Green Flake Food!

I would've never figured out "buttercups".

I think my favorite was back when I used to sell dog food (as well as fish) --

"I got me one of them thar Rock-Welders"

huh ?

oh, Rottweiler !
"Yep, rock-welder, thats what I said "

Recently I was asked for "aggressive" fish - so I'm showing the lady SA/CA cichlids, but warning her that her 55g was a bit on the small side for the fish she was looking at.
Finally I got out of her that her "aggressive" fish were angels and gourami's !

Rats. I never would have guessed that.

Thanks, Ned. Lucky guess. I'll pick up the food next visit.

i wish i saw this sooner, i just bought a buttercup a few weeks ago.

"I'm not embarrassing them,
they are not reading this (or anything else)."

oops