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Message:
Congratulations.
So far the Department of Homeland Security has
kept an English Folksinger from invading the USA,
has kept an American Golfer from going from Saint Kitts to Puerto Rico (Puerto Rico IS IN the USA, fearless leader),
and kept an American Tropical Fish Salesman from shipping "suspected
Tropical Fish" to Canada.
I feel safer already.
Thank God for you Einsteins.
Love,
Uncle Ned

lol love that dry humor... watch as the department's leader has his men check it for fish cooties before reading it.

Department of Homeland Security

To be fair, it's logical to suppose they have caught terrorists
and can't tell us about it for security reasons.

On the other hand, it took them 3 and half hours
to interview
Tiger Woods and his bride and their guests
(How much did this cost?).
Then they still kicked them out (of Puerto Rico!)

I like this one, the airport security agency (TSA is it?)
spent a HALF MILLION DOLLARS
for a party to pat themselves on the back.
How many security agents
(that could speak English and/or had some common sense)
would that money have hired in a year?

http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/fac ... os/sc.html

those ...those.... those
Kittsians !!!!
Yeah,
You heard me!
You know who you are.
Oh.. trying to invade our protectorate by pretending
Tiger Woods is JUST a GOLFER
JUST on HIS Yacht,
JUST on HIS Honeymoon.
Honeymoon now is it? I'll show you HONEYMOON !!!!
I'll throw the US COAST GAURD at your
KITTSIAN PLOTS!!!
Kittsians...you can't trust one of 'em.

I'm not afraid of any Kittsians. OR any boat coming out of St. Kitts.
I don't care how many half-Black-half-Thai-US-born-American-citizen-Professional-Millionaire-Golfers they have, even if they use 3 woods instead of drivers 'cos they always hit over the green. I'M NOT AFRAID !

We and our fish and our furry friends feel so much safer! Thank you Ned, for the update. How do you like the state of affairs. A president re-elected barely, through fear! People feel so much safer! Can you imagine where we would be if he had been presidentt during the Bay of Pigs? Mary

*kaboom*