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Aaah Rich people so good at making money, doesn't everyone wish we had this talent? I sure know that I do, but what happens when rich people try to keep fish? This is a question that some of you may ponder (but probably not), so I'm going to tell you what happens.
This is something that I like to call "The Top Ten reasons why Rich people can't keep fish"

10.) Fish eat, so in turn they must be fed
9.) Fish can't tell you whats wrong with them

8.) Water changes (seriously think about it are they gonna do one)
7.) When a fish dies it must be removed from the tank (eeew smelly)
6.) You can't have 6 Tangs, 7 Angels, 9 Trigger Fish, and 2 Leopard Sharks in a 54 Corner!
5.) Nemo can't live in a goldfish bowl
4.) There is no guarantee on live stock
3.) Water Changes (see #8)
2.) Fishys make poo poo, poo poo make tank dirty! Dirty tank need algae scrapy!
1.) And the #1 reason why rich people shouldn't keep fish...you guessed it WATER CHANGES!!!!

Did you see the South Park when all the rich people moved into town?
I was rolling around laughing!