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local fireman's muster
and
assorted "TOWN" DAYS

ok
I love you guys ....
whatever you need
YOU GET

God bless ya

you keep our houses from burning down
what could be better than that?

...please ... tho...
please
do not give away
free feeder goldfish as prizes to raise money

frankly
most of them die
(which is why I don't carry them in the 1st place)

then
I,
Mr. Mean Man,
Uncle Ned,
I, who has nothing to do with the whole deal in the 1st place,
has to explain to crying children
why their fish _
...is all of a sudden the problem, rather than the solution...

next time, let me know ahead of time

I will give you MONEY
if you DO NOT GiVE away goldfish that are about to DIE.

What could be more Franklinroosevelt than that?
(I've coined an adjective or something.)

Thanks
Ned

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Okay, ya i can see your point.

I dunno....I think if you had enough dead goldfish, you could probably stop a fire...


But then you'd have a giant, stinking pile of goldfish carcasses...hmmm...I guess it's a give and take kinda thing...


I'll let you know how it works.