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This year's NEC MC
will be
Dale Dribble.
Check out
"King of the Hill" on Fox TV
and tell me I'm wrong.
The hat.
The accent.
The smokes.
The glasses.
The NRA card.
The shotgun in the umbrella stand.
The 30000 volts on the door bell.
The underground bunker.
The formation of the "Pascoag Minute Men" quasi-sane militia team.
Probable author of the "Bush Agenda".
...it's all starting to fit...
I've got theories about everything.

I kid catfish people, I kid cichlid people, I kid, I kid.