the shitzu
you speak of
was :
1) a very nice doggy
indeed
-- unlike certain salesmen who shall be nameless ---
---also unlike electric blue jack dempseys----
2) was not doomed to die
or fail to thrive
or lose its color
or be expensive for a long time then slowly die un-sold
or annoy Uncle Ned
-- also unlike certain salesmen who shall be nameless ---
further:
the shitzu in queston
was owned and operated by people who bought our fish ---
(which we totally appreciate)
resulting in a near zero liability by us
hence:
I nominate the shitzu for president
further:
as we no longer sell electric blue jack dempseys
it is concluded:
we will now sell ONLY Shitzus
hence:
url change
from
www.unclenedsfishfactory.com
to
www.unclenedsshitzufactory.com
and
that's that