I'm going for sure this March.
The Schedule:
First time drinkers will be having an alcohol-poisoning meltdown
about 4:45 pm Friday.
Uncle Ned will be having a Sambuca induced meltdown
about 6:05 pm Friday. (Resistance, you know.)
Wierd monkey noises heard
and curious & concerned security personel appearring about 6:06 pm Friday.
3:30 am Saturday morning: Uncle Ned wheeled in general direction of hotel room by Uncle Ariel & Uncle Steve.
Most interesting & important speakers start their talks about 5:30 am Saturday morning. Uncle Ned absent from these these events.
1 pm Saturday afternoon: Uncle Ned comes down to "Camp Anaconda" speaker's hall in time to catch talk:
BORING GRAY LIVEBEARERS & BARBS THAT KILL EXPENSIVE FISH: STILL RELEVANT?
presented by Steve White, PhD.
1:05 pm Saturday afternoon, Uncle Ned appearing at bar,
orders $9 shot of Sambuca.
1:10 pm Saturday afternoon, Uncle Ned deliberately loses game of pool, in order to encourage rube opponet (or anyone, for that matter) to play another game.
A delicious banquet Saturday Night of Fritos & Lettuce,
only $109.95 per plate.
(I was so full last time I barely had room for raw live rare cichlids.)
Many good speakers.
Anton Lambog is speaking on West Africans.
Uncle Rosario is just speaking, and speaking, and speaking.
(I kid, he knows that.)
_________________
Ned
unclenedsfishfactory@gmail.com
508 533 5969
>>={{{{{{{{{{{{{{(°/)