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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:46 pm
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Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.

What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?
The tune-a fish!

Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.

What happens when you cross
a great white shark with a cow?

I don't know...
but I wouldn't want to milk it.


What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervous wreck!


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