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Post subject: got this on an email
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:48 pm
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The economy is so bad that:

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

African television stations are now showing ' Sponsor an American
Child' commercials.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter
asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

My ATM gave me an IOU.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls
of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a
bank.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you
call them
and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the ¼-ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't' afford to pay for it, and they
re-possessed her.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street."

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a
room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great...The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by
the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear.

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the
Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I
was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a
truck.

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szczin
Post subject: Re: got this on an email
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 5:47 pm
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even though its all so true its kind of not funny, all I can do is laugh. Guess thats better then being poor and angry ha


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