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I saw an Orangutan on the news tonight
Male
Fascinating
Furious
Bright red hair, long and flowing, hair was almost PINK
Reminded me much of myself
(not the long flowing pink hair so much, but the chair throwing in the restaurant)
I shall call him "Rainbow Warrior"
(his real name was BoBo I think)
anyway, he was P.O.'d
probably had to drive to Logan once...
toll
then traffic jam (no reason)
toll (no reason)
ceiling tile on car
toll
toll
cut off by another Orangutan
toll
(Political apointee relieves him of severely overweight 5 dollar bill, Moron says 'Thank You')
Ape says 'Oh good, carrying that 5 dollar bill was like killing me...
good thing you stopped me you 15-cent-per-gallon-gas-tax-succubus-monster!'
and unburdened me of my money..."
then Ape goes Ape
...pitching chairs at armed guards in Taiwan
'til he's darted with "everything OK juice"
another toll probably
flat tire
short haired Orangutans, etc.
everything bothers me.
I feel his pain.

Hey - some of us resemble that Orangatang !